(Source: atypicalfoodblog)
If aliens came and visited our planet which would you rather have them meet, the band or the football team? Just say’n.
- The 13th Chair
I’ve worked so hard on lip trills I can now bench press with my face.
- The 13th Chair
Bahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
And for my next trick I will blow air through an oddly shaped piece of metal or wood and create complex mathematical waveforms that make tiny bones in your head vibrate to trigger a sense of joy and pleasure. But the real magic will be if I get paid for it.
- The 13th Chair
I don’t need pot to be hungry, lazy, and paranoid
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My bets for today’s Superbowl:
Ireland will win, but Krum will catch the Snitch.
(Source: johngreenismypatronus)
Mitt Romney is an anagram for “Metro Minty”.
It’s ‘Mordor’…with a ‘d’.
Tis pretty long, but really cute and funny.
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I go by Cindy now — it’s less mainstream.
(Source: willfosho)
